Creativity is important in all fields. It keeps the world going. Here are some creative signs in various trades:
A sign in a shoe repair store:
We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you!
Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:
“Dr. George, at your cervix.”;
At an Eye Clinic:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
You’ve come to the right place.”;
On a Plumber’s truck :
“We repair what your husband fixed.”;
On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your “shorts.”;
In a Non-smoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”;
On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”;
At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”;
At the Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”;
In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”;
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”;
Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”
