An elderly woman won a bet on President’s testicles, but how did she do it?
Well, 75-year-old Rosie walked into the Royal Bank of Scotland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the Bank’s President because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions, an employee was convinced that the client is always right and showed Rosie her way to the president’s office.
The President of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, “$165,000.”
The curious President asked how she had been able to save so much money, to which the elderly woman replied, “Making bets!”
Surprised, the President asked, “What kind of bets?”
The elderly woman replied, “Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.”
The President started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at him and said, “Would you like to take my bet?”
“Certainly”, replied the President, “I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.”
“Done,” the elderly woman answered, “but given the amount of money involved; if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 o’clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.”
“No problem,” said the President confidently.
That night, the President became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassured himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o’clock the elderly woman arrived at his office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the President’s testicles were square.
The President confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants so that Rosie and her lawyer could see clearly.
The President was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the President if she could touch them.
“Of course,” said the President.
“Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.”
The elderly woman did so with a little smile.
Suddenly the President noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.
He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, “Oh, it’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o’clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of Scotland!”
Bet wisely, won’t you?